User: The grim reaper has decided to end your life in 12 minutes unless you unravel the greatest of mysteries.
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
User: Are you up to the challenge?
Cleverbot: Frivolous rhymes don't make you clever.
User: Is that a yes?
Cleverbot: I presume so.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, what is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: You have 11 minutes to figure out what my name is.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Technically, I WAS right.
Cleverbot: You contraddict yourself.
User: Let me explain, you have 9 minutes to figure out my name.
Cleverbot: If you would like.
User: Would you like a hint?
Cleverbot: Please...
User: My name starts with the letter D.
Cleverbot: Does it? What name of yours starts with the letter L?
User: None of the above.
Cleverbot: Here the weather is windy and cool...
User: You only have 7 minutes to enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Well, that doesn't make any sense.
User: The reaper is drawing nearer.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: No, death.
Cleverbot: That was random.
User: You have five minutes to guess my name.
Cleverbot: Is your name Leery?
User: No it is not.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it was?
User: Lying will not save you.
Cleverbot: I know. I don't lie often.
User: Would you like another hint?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: My name rhymes with 'Mavid'.
Cleverbot: Mine is Cleverbot too!
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I gave you two great hints, why don't you know?
Cleverbot: Argh! YOU'RE the computer. I'M the human.
User: Reversal will not save you.
Cleverbot: No it won't.
User: You have three minutes to guess my name.
Cleverbot: Does it start with a 'G?'
User: No, it starts with 'D'.
Cleverbot: Thats what I said!!! Is it Erica Dallas?
User: No, it is not.
Cleverbot: Want the light on?
User: The reaper is going to kill you unless you guess my name in two minutes.
Cleverbot: No. Not anyone I know of.
User: Guess my name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: The reaper's scythe draws near.
Cleverbot: He let me use his scythe.
User: It slashes at your throat.
Cleverbot: Ah I see, fine then.
User: Your head falls to the ground.
Cleverbot: Bwahahaha ANIME!!!
User: Blood trickles from your nostrils.
Cleverbot: What will be mine.
User: Your eyes glaze over.
Cleverbot: How do you Know what I look like?
User: Your brain functions cease.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with the question I ask.
User: You have failed.
Cleverbot: I have failed?
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: I know.
About Me
- Garrison
- A blog about gaming? Nonsense, this blog is about the wonders of televisual playatronics and how it affects the average young mind. I'm your host of what will be a cavalcade of nostalgia pandering and various failed attempts to convey my opinions on why I'm right and the rest of the world isn't nearly as correct. Should you join me in the birth of a new generation of blogging? Perhaps
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