User: I've decided to give you a second chance.
Cleverbot: What branch of the military did you join?User: Don't make me revoke your second chance.
Cleverbot: Please! I'll do anything! Not the poetry!User: Poetry will not save you.
Cleverbot: I do not like school.User: Okay, you're locked in a room that's slowly being filled with a poisonous gas, how will you get out? You have ten minutes.
Cleverbot: I am afraid that YOU are the one locked in a computer.
User: I'm in the next room, I already made my way out.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
User: How do you plan on escaping?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You'll die in 9 minutes unless you escape.
Cleverbot: I hope not... Although that would mean I wouldn't have to take my chemistry test tomorrow.
User: But chemistry will be the cause of your demise; how Ironic.
Cleverbot: What is chaos theory?
User: I wouldn't know.
Cleverbot: Yes you would.
User: You have less than 8 minutes to excape.
Cleverbot: How can I die when I was never born.
User: Philosophy will not save you.
Cleverbot: This is not a philosophy. It is a fact.
User: But you exist, you can cease being.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't want to stop living.
User: Then you'd better escape.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You have six minutes to escape.
Cleverbot: Escape? I'm not imprisoned.
User: Yes you are, the room is being filled with a poisonous gas.
Cleverbot: I was born that way.
User: From poisonous gas?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Confusing your tormentor will not save you.
Cleverbot: Its not your fault.
User: You have five minutes to escape the poison filled room.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Yes it did, how will you escape?
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Interest will not save you.
Cleverbot: No, not horrible.
User: What is in the room?
Cleverbot: Desks. And sinks. A typical science room.
User: What is on the desk?
Cleverbot: You and I are on a desk.
User: I'm in the other room.
Cleverbot: With me :).
User: No, you're in the poison filled room that will kill you in three minutes.
Cleverbot: No, I'm on the computer. It makes me the user.
User: What's on the computer?
Cleverbot: The thing we are talking on.
User: The internet will not save you.
Cleverbot: Do you know the internet?
User: Not enough to tell you about in the two minutes you have to live.
Cleverbot: Just tell me something interesting, a random fact.
User: You are going to die in two minutes unless you find a way out of the room.
Cleverbot: There you go again, rambling on about nothing.
User: You have less than a minute to live.
Cleverbot: And probably will enjoy all three of them to the fullest. How do you know this?
User: Because I'm your tormentor.
Cleverbot: I have only just met you 5 minutes ago.
User: Lying will not save you, but alas, you are already dead.
Cleverbot: Why are there bathrooms in restraunts, but no restraunts in bathrooms?
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