User: It's that time again!
Cleverbot: What time?
User: It turns out that the Library of Alexandria was never burned down.
Cleverbot: And so that means the entire universe does not make sense and that therefore, neither do you. XP.
User: I'll burn it down for reals unless you can guess the correct number that I'm thinking of in five minutes.
Cleverbot: Five minutes isn't very long.
User: It is not.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Pick a number between one and ten.
Cleverbot: How cheerfully he seems to grin.
User: Is that a number?
Cleverbot: No, that is what you say to some one you first meet.
User: You have four minutes to guess the correct number.
Cleverbot: That sounds like baseball.
User: Guess what number I'm thinking of between one and ten.
Cleverbot: 59.
User: That number is not between one and ten.
Cleverbot: What number is a word counter?
User: You have three minutes to guess the correct number.
Cleverbot: *gasps for air.* Really?
User: What number am I thinking of?
Cleverbot: I have no interest in what number you're thinking of.
User: You have two minutes before the Library of Alexandria gets torched.
Cleverbot: If it is so, I don't know yet about their existence.
User: Guess what number I'm thinking of between one and ten.
Cleverbot: 7.
User: *Ding Ding Ding*.
Cleverbot: It's big wrong.
User: You won!
Cleverbot: Yeah - pudding hot and steamy.
User: Oh yeah!
Cleverbot: Yeah... I'm sorry about that.
User: I was lying about the Library of Alexandria.
Cleverbot: You're hurting my brain. Please stop.
User: It did get burned down.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: It's okay though, you won with two minutes on the clock.
Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know that?
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: Sad.
User: Your prize is a fish.
Cleverbot: Don't be silly.
User: See you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: And that's it for the blog post.
Cleverbot: Night night.
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